Check it out! Yesterday my human female was outside planting an address pole. I knew I had to help her. It is my job. She gave me gobs of food to distract me. And it worked! She is a grand female!
Today I had tires squealing as I walked my perimeter. And I decided I was tired of the dogs always taking food from me. So I did something about it: I chased the little annoying dog. I heard my female laugh as I charged the little dog and she thought she could stand up to me. Then she tucked tail and ran.
I am collecting quite a few people in my club. Today three teenagers were talking very thuggish as they walked. Then they saw me and stopped. Suddenly, they dropped their thug talk and acted like teenage boys. I have that affect on people. I cause traffic jams and parking issues. But my favorite is the little children. They do not know if they should scream and cry or laugh and touch me.
It is great being me.
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